Professor Dean Dogson, chair of the department of smellology and food studies
thoughts as they start to almost play the world series
is that Gen. Odierno’s son throwing out the first pitch? They really couldn’t get him anything better than a motherfucking hook to replace his hand? I mean seriously.
Why does Tim McCarver still have a job?
i am tired and was thinking “well of course i’m tired, i’m downloading food for the first time all day.”
Right now in Brendans basement. They’re called the Seedy Seeds. I liked them before i knew my friends knew them. Weird and cool to see them in the place i practice all the time. Also it was a good show. you should listen.
so i became famous yesterday, with hottestheadsofstate.com getting links from many famous news organizations and our site getting 100,000 + hits. many people have now read my thingies, and the results are in!
“This article was written being addicted. what junk wrote it?”
“stupid article”
“The photo is more informative then this article. Derek should say nothing than that. His brain (if it exists?) is diseased obviously.”
“It’s a really very stupid article! I’m Ukrainian and I personally feel offensed by it.
I’m interested what kind of person wrote it and for what reasons..”“It`s a terrible shit!!!!”
“I hope this is a joke. If I was Ukrainian I would be offended. Ukraine has a very high literacy rate.”
“What an #$^#&^ wrote this $#&$*. Did DEREK go to school??? American Alphabet????? Ukrainians can’t read???? Imbecile!”
“Such a bullshit!!”
“Jokes are really sucks”
““all blond, tall, and good and tennis” So Ukranians are shoes or balls or rackets or what?”
“Really stupid jokes, author hasn’t any imagination about Ukraine.”
“who wrote that stupid shit?”
“Kindda offensive…
It is suppose to be funny, u know.”“Dear Derek,
yr jokes are toooo flat!
Or I could’nt understand your deeeeep thoughts?”
literally no one said anything nice about me. one person said kate was funny, and maybe thought i was kate. it’s hard: being famous.
welcome back to brooklyn ashley gates!
pretty sure that tao lin ≠ carles; regardless, that is one genius name for a band.
really awesome
enjoy.
dear kelsey = if you like i like you should check out last.fm if you haven’t already (which you probably have)
I almost bought this for me an Mason to hang on the fence behind where we are serving in our doubles matches. Note: The ball is raised and protruding from the plane. $19 and negotiable. If I get a big vote I’ll go get it tomorrow.
why would anyone not buy that for 19$
buy it and send it to me i’ll give you 20 + s/h
