the people: they love me
so i became famous yesterday, with hottestheadsofstate.com getting links from many famous news organizations and our site getting 100,000 + hits. many people have now read my thingies, and the results are in!
“This article was written being addicted. what junk wrote it?”
“stupid article”
“The photo is more informative then this article. Derek should say nothing than that. His brain (if it exists?) is diseased obviously.”
“It’s a really very stupid article! I’m Ukrainian and I personally feel offensed by it.
I’m interested what kind of person wrote it and for what reasons..”
“It`s a terrible shit!!!!”
“I hope this is a joke. If I was Ukrainian I would be offended. Ukraine has a very high literacy rate.”
“What an #$^#&^ wrote this $#&$*. Did DEREK go to school??? American Alphabet????? Ukrainians can’t read???? Imbecile!”
“Such a bullshit!!”
“Jokes are really sucks”
““all blond, tall, and good and tennis” So Ukranians are shoes or balls or rackets or what?”
“Really stupid jokes, author hasn’t any imagination about Ukraine.”
“who wrote that stupid shit?”
“Kindda offensive…
It is suppose to be funny, u know.”
“Dear Derek,
yr jokes are toooo flat!
Or I could’nt understand your deeeeep thoughts?”
literally no one said anything nice about me. one person said kate was funny, and maybe thought i was kate. it’s hard: being famous.
