November 2011
1 post
April 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
Pomplamoose is DOMINATING the Sunday Night Football adwars
October 2010
2 posts
my real band got reviewed. balh →
clickity
September 2010
3 posts
what it looks like to have your feelings hurt
remembering one of my first ever reviews.
about my old band box_
“…a lesson in how to spoil an already stumbling and poorly produced release… they simply stumble through rhythm after rhythm and synth part after synth part… the instant their vocals come into the mix, I’m a little more than repulsed… As a record it fails, being both clumsy and under-written. I...
Thank you nice blog person →
I was blogged about by a nice writer person who made accurate and nice sounding descriptions of me. The blog is full of things like those, and mentions of other awesome bands you haven’t heard of. Yes! Clicky the subject line.
August 2010
4 posts
A dream I had last night
I got bit by a poisonous snake, so I was trying to get some free healthcare. Specifically, I tried to pretend I was married to this girl I had never met before. All this took place at Tumblr HQ, where they had a doctor, and people who were supposed to tell if you were qualified to see the doctor. So I waited for a long time in the tumblr main office.
I’ve never seen this office in real...
Hey lookie there it's me. →
I guess the image will change when they put out a new album? Except there is not image here hmm. I want to disable answers. I am so confused by the internet. I just got up from a dream about “Avatar.”
Anyway my point is that my albums was released on “rain above records” today. clicky click!
July 2010
6 posts
I'm playing a show tomorrow
Goodbye Blue Monday. Free. First band starts at 9ish. I play at 11ish.
looking for jobs
under “Seeking bright, polished and professional”….
• Team player with a “role up your sleeves” mentality
i’m hoping this is not a spelling error (how could it be when they are looking for “polished” people?).
what they really want is a second “role” hidden away in your sleeves. like most obviously i am a personal assistant, but...
last night's dream
I applied to a kinda weird job, and someone responded asking me about social security checks. i was confused. eventually i met the guy. he was somehow competing with someone else for my attention. things started to be weird and scary.
eventually i figured out that they wanted to possess my body, and would soon do so regardless of my actions. so i tried to kill myself. it was pretty hard to get...
If you believe in "Jesus Christ." (the indie band)...
and then at midnight your true love will call. trust me, this REALLY WORKS.
heheheheheheheeheheheehehe:
ohdearcaptain:
intergalactictrooper:
jamiexchristel:
(via brianpak57, boredasskid-deactivated20100524)
http://jesuschristtheindieband.com/
June 2010
3 posts
May 2010
7 posts
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April 2010
5 posts
"persistent sexual arousal syndrome."
doesn’t really sound like a “syndrome” to me.
March 2010
2 posts
Note to CTU architects
You’d think, after the fictional CTU agency (from 24) got blown up and rebuilt the 6th time or whatever, that they’d have built fewer back hallways. It seems as though double agents are constantly hatching their traitorous schemes in said locales. I am in general a proponent of CTU floor plans, but: open office please. Or maybe just no cell phones at work? Or at least while there are...
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
5 posts
just in case you thought grizzly bear was "hip"
Fox Business just picked “two weeks” as the song of the year. Also included: Neko Case, Animal Collective, White Rabbits, Hold Steady, Phoenix.
Michael Vick: still an asshole
“I’ve overcome a lot, more than probably one single individual can handle or bear,” Vick said. “You ask certain people to walk through my shoes, they probably couldn’t do. Probably 95 percent of the people in this world because nobody had to endure what I’ve been through…”
me me me
just did an interview with the Washington Post for that website I help with that never gets updated. booooring.
in other news my flight got delayed 6 hours yesterday. was sitting next to an old lady on an oxygen machine who informed me that if she went to sleep she would die.
November 2009
6 posts
I really want to play seven up, for some reason
Unsurprising Fact of the Day: Nazis hate Obama
stormfront.org «(click if you want your boss to think you are a Nazi):
“Resistance to the Obamanation continues to grow, and Stormfront is getting record numbers of visitors, over 100,000 a day now. We’d be getting even more, but our three servers have been overloaded, with pages loading slowly or not at all…” blah blah blah
I’m sure Nazis hate the Obama...
Congragulations, Heroes!
Very impressive that a team with twice the payroll of their nearest competitor can win the championship every once in a while. Way to go(!) for not failing this year.
October 2009
8 posts
pre game
thoughts as they start to almost play the world series
is that Gen. Odierno’s son throwing out the first pitch? They really couldn’t get him anything better than a motherfucking hook to replace his hand? I mean seriously.
Why does Tim McCarver still have a job?
turning into a cyborg
i am tired and was thinking “well of course i’m tired, i’m downloading food for the first time all day.”