bowling playoffs today. i have taken myself out of the first game, which probably = lots of alcohol consumption from 8:00 to 9ish. thank you brooke for the sweet pic
stormfront.org «(click if you want your boss to think you are a Nazi):
“Resistance to the Obamanation continues to grow, and Stormfront is getting record numbers of visitors, over 100,000 a day now. We’d be getting even more, but our three servers have been overloaded, with pages loading slowly or not at all…” blah blah blah
I’m sure Nazis hate the Obama because of deficits, and not because they’re racist. Nazis are real deficit hawks, I hear.
Also: why am I reading neo-nazi websites? Because duh
Very impressive that a team with twice the payroll of their nearest competitor can win the championship every once in a while. Way to go(!) for not failing this year.
Professor Dean Dogson, chair of the department of smellology and food studies
thoughts as they start to almost play the world series
is that Gen. Odierno’s son throwing out the first pitch? They really couldn’t get him anything better than a motherfucking hook to replace his hand? I mean seriously.
Why does Tim McCarver still have a job?
i am tired and was thinking “well of course i’m tired, i’m downloading food for the first time all day.”
Right now in Brendans basement. They’re called the Seedy Seeds. I liked them before i knew my friends knew them. Weird and cool to see them in the place i practice all the time. Also it was a good show. you should listen.
so i became famous yesterday, with hottestheadsofstate.com getting links from many famous news organizations and our site getting 100,000 + hits. many people have now read my thingies, and the results are in!
“This article was written being addicted. what junk wrote it?”
“stupid article”
“The photo is more informative then this article. Derek should say nothing than that. His brain (if it exists?) is diseased obviously.”
“It’s a really very stupid article! I’m Ukrainian and I personally feel offensed by it.
I’m interested what kind of person wrote it and for what reasons..”“It`s a terrible shit!!!!”
“I hope this is a joke. If I was Ukrainian I would be offended. Ukraine has a very high literacy rate.”
“What an #$^#&^ wrote this $#&$*. Did DEREK go to school??? American Alphabet????? Ukrainians can’t read???? Imbecile!”
“Such a bullshit!!”
“Jokes are really sucks”
““all blond, tall, and good and tennis” So Ukranians are shoes or balls or rackets or what?”
“Really stupid jokes, author hasn’t any imagination about Ukraine.”
“who wrote that stupid shit?”
“Kindda offensive…
It is suppose to be funny, u know.”“Dear Derek,
yr jokes are toooo flat!
Or I could’nt understand your deeeeep thoughts?”
literally no one said anything nice about me. one person said kate was funny, and maybe thought i was kate. it’s hard: being famous.
welcome back to brooklyn ashley gates!
