Computerization!!!!

for the people i do not know who read this looking for answers

i am aware that the links to the “you want you free mp3s” part of my website isn’t working. i’ll fix it soon. really when you consider that there are no more custom songs and no free mp3s, my website is kindof a sham. i intend on redoing the whole thing soon to make it look fancier.

i finally figured out for sure what a hipster is

this

thats a lot

i like it when people spell it “tonnes” instead of “tons” more n’s = bigger

i just feel like we can't talk anymore

What exactly is this line from the new Pitchfork review of Conor Oberst’s latest… what is it supposed to mean?

“Of all the good and not-so-good qualities you can ascribe to Conor Oberst, “ensemble player” isn’t one of them.”

isn’t one of the good qualities? isn’t one of the not-so-good qualities? so what’s left? or is it just not a “quality” at all? i am just so confused. and this is the first sentance. i remember when i used to read pitchfork because they had well written and entertaining reviews. now i guess you read them if you want syntactic brain teasers or something.

last night's dream

There was a military coup in Canada and the new leaders were holding President Obama captive. I took it upon myself to get him out. I managed to sneak in. Everyone being held was pretty despondant (I think at this point Obama wasn’t really in the dream anymore) and so I had to get their hopes up. Then I stole a couple guns from the guards. We were waiting for the first wave of guards to show up so we could try to shoot them down before we made our escpae. Then I woke up

For breakfast today: bacon sandwich, strawberry milkshake

last nights dream

me and my team of space marines was landing on a hostile planet when we got shot down and landed a little early. we soon realized that we were fighting regular humans who had turned evil and violent but who we could de-zombify by spraying facequil (like nyquil? only for your face?) under their noses. i de-zombified a group and one of the girls and me fell in love or something, but i was kinda afraid to hook up with her because she might re-zombify and eat my face. and anyway it seemed like she was starting to grow a mustache.